I can’t be in the show because I’m too pretty.
drama drama girl
How do I even respond to all this drama, I’ll just take a nap instead.
Needs-to-sort-out-her-priorities drama girl
A DILF? I’ve never heard of that! It sounds like a cross between a dil pickle and a dildo!
Innocent, naive drama lady
No, that’s okay I’ll wait…I like looking at me.
vain bathroom buddy drama girl
Ive decided to stop dotting my i’s, it’s so overrated.
efficient drama girl
New Jersey is the armpit of the United States… Oh wait, I like armpits.
kinky drama Filipino
I literally wanted to throw down my horn because he farted so much.
nauseous drama girl
You know how in movies guys would drink wine out of a shoe? Do they still do that? That’s nasty.
footsie drama girl
I don’t know if i’m ready to have kids. Like what if they’re ugly and uncool?
drama Nationals fan
Wait I think I used to have shoes on.
hazey drama girl
More seats for your thesis defense? What, did you invite the entire student indian association?
Sass monster drama chairwoman
This is like jail except they feed us less.
accurate drama summer schooler
There’s a murderer next door, my parents are out of town, and all I have to defend myself is a hockey stick.
NHL drama victim
